Dump the Dude

Posted on May 9, 2008 @ 11:51 am

You know the person you’re dating isn’t telling you everything when you start to type “tamper-proof” into a search engine but after you get to “tamp,” and the browser automatically fills in Tampa DUI Lawyers. Tampa DUI Attorneys and Tampa Drunk Driving Defense Attorneys are also listed as alternative choices.

So then you start wondering what kind of trouble he’s gotten himself into. You know you can’t just come right out and ask him, because he would go on the offensive and the conversation would turn into a shouting match that still wouldn’t answer the question you asked to begin with.

You’ve learned that covert observation is the most effective approach, because if you catch him in the act, he can’t bluster his way out. So you type in some other interesting phrases to see what comes up in your browser, and suddenly you have more information than you can handle. It’s time to dump the dude. And none too soon.






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