Funny Sayings for Birthday to Spice and Humor to your Birthday

Posted on April 29, 2009 @ 3:25 am
by Manish Kapoor

It is a well known fact that Birthday is one of the most of the most special occasions for everyone. It is ones personal occasion of celebration. This is the day when we cherish the sweet memories of previous years. This is the day when our heart is filled with contentment and joy. It is about welcoming a brand new future.

Birthday is the day of Enjoy and having fun with friends and family. Birthday has inspired a large number of Humorous quotes and Funny Sayings. There are so many funny sayings on birthday. These Funny Sayings can be great way to instill fun and humor into celebration. They bring smile on birthday persons face and enhance his/her mood.

Here are some of the Famous Funny birthday Sayings:

1. If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldnt jump with them, Id be at the bottom to catch them.

2. Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

3. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

4. For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. ” John Glenn

5. “I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do. —- Phyllis Diller

6. What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. ~ Voltaire

7. Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

8. Dont worry about your future, I am sure you will have a bright one, dont worry about the past, you can’t change it, dont worry about the present, I have not got one for you!

9. about the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age. —Gloria Pitzer

10. Hope your Birthday gently breezes into your life all the choicest of things and all that your heart holds dear Have A Fun- Filled Day.

11. True friends are very difficult to find, hard to leave, and impossible to forget.

12. The nations best kept secret is Your true age!

13. The best birthdays of all are those that havent arrived yet.

14. The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

15. Age is not measured by years. Nature does not equally distribute energy. Some people are born old and tired while others are going strong at seventy. ~ Dorothy Thompson

16. Thick and thin, tall and small, fast and slow. Tell me who is always there for you. I am sure you know. Your best friend, of course, dont let him or her go.

17. When I turned two I was really anxious, because Id doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time Im five Ill be 64.

18. Age is something that doesnt matter, unless you are a cheese. —Billie Burke

19. My life has a superb cast but I can’t figure out the plot. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

20. Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of ‘you’ to the world. —– Author Unknown

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